As one of only seven people in the World to actually watch every episode of ABC’s remake of V I have long been prone to the idea that a species of reptilian humanoids may exist and be living among us. Now thanks to this bat shit crazy video that Wired wrote about the other day (http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2013/03/secret-service-reptile-aliens/) I finally have some hard proof.
Check it out at:
Normally I wouldn’t give much thought to a grainy video with a creepy voice over but since this lends credence to a belief that I’ve long held I’m susceptible to drinking the kool aid. That belief? That ancient aliens once visited the Earth. How else do you explain how the Pyramids or Stonehenge were built?
The thing that bothers though me about this conspiracy theory is that it seems kind of pointless. How could a reptilian bodyguard control policy? Doesn’t our system of checks and balances prevent one person, one branch of government, heck even one entire alien race from dedicating what happens?
Perhaps that means that they are only here to protect us and steer us back on the right track when we go astray. But then again maybe not since we seem to make lots of bad decisions that lead to costly protracted wars. Moreover, I’d like to think that if an advanced alien species capable of interstellar travel and shape shifting really was looking after us that they would have long ago figured out a way to avoid the sequester. Or have figured out a way to get rid of Sarah Palin. Or the Kardashians. Which is why as much as I want to believe in the idea that shape shifting reptilian alien overlords are secretly governing U.S. policy it’s probably not very realistic. Or is it?
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