Darkwing Duck's 50 Most Hilarious Introductory Lines
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I Am The Batteries That Are Not Included.
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I Am The Wrong Number That Wakes You At 3 A.M.
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I Am The Low Rating That Cancels Your Program.
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I Am The Weirdo Who Sits Next To You On The Bus.
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I Am The Check Writer In The Cash Only Line.
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I Am The Stain That Can’t Be Rubbed Out.
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I Am The Fast Food That Comes Back To Haunt You.
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I’m The Neurosis That Requires A $500 An Hour Shrink.
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I Am The Ingrown Toenail On The Foot Of Crime.
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I Am The Repair Man Who Tells You Your Warranty Has Run Out.
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I Am The Bubble Gum That Clings To Your Shoe.
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I Am The Zit That Forms When You’ve Got A Really Big Date.
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I Am The Chill That Runs Up Your Spine.
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I Am The Grade Curve That Gives You An F.
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I Am The Auditor Who Wants To Look At Your Books.
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I Am The Rhinestones On The Jump Suit Of Justice.
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I’m The Surprise In Your Cereal Box.
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I Am The Jailer Who Throws Away The Key. I Am… Feeling Really Stupid. Boy I Hate It When I’m Early.
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I Am The Raspberry Seed You Can’t Floss Out.
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I Am The Pin That Will Burst Your Bubble.
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I Am The Widget Missing From The Easy To Assemble Swing Set.
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I Am The Combination Lock On The Vault Of Justice.
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I Am The $10 Service Charge On All Return Checks.
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I Am The Single Career Man All Women Want To Date.
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I Am The Hair In The Lens Of Your Projector.
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I Am The Cloud That Rains On Your Hit Parade.
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I Am The Flea You Cannot Flick.
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I Am The Editor That Leaves You On The Cutting Room Floor.
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I Am The Principal You Were Sent To See.
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I Am The Butter That Burns In Your Pan.